Wait what is this I kind of want to see it haha.
Scratch that. Found it. Not funny imo.
(Source: babybullshit)
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1741 reblogthis is the first page of my powerpoint about what high school students’ favorite fast food is
y’all think i’m playin but im aint
Ex. Hot co-worker. I’m debating on asking her about herself because I don’t want to seem creepy because god knows that’s happened to me before. (not that often but still) So I tell myself. “Dustin,” I say “you know she’s way out of your league anyways, so whether you make a fool of yourself or you totally impress her with your suave ways it won’t matter because 1. she’s your co-worker and 2. shes a bombshell.”
So I chance it and ask her about herself. She’s totally awkward. To the point where I felt a little uncomfortable.
Lesson learned. Not giving a shit can help more than half the time.
Be rational and all but whatever you know?
